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Linzie Land Home
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The Stories
Well then... The top wont change...this is not about me *confuzed*
Well my children settle down (best cross legged) and listen intently I hope u enjoy my loooovely stories he he
The Hope Story
Well this is my “story of hope” Xtine asked me to make up, the green is me (the storyteller) and the red is Xtine (the listener) I have chosen not to make it match the site or correct it at all coz (apart from I cant be assed) I think its more authenitc this way. Enjoy, and learn my children. (authorial comment - there are no "baddies" in this story coz the tru "baddie" in life is a life without hope) ~THE END ~ *proud face* This time thankies to xtine for insiration and contribution And now thankies to her for wriring this lovely story about, well ull see.. there was a little boy called Richard.and he thots life wasnt swell bcoz he had a tiny knob.so then poor ol Richie decided 2 strech it.n it hurtd so much that he cried.and cried.and cried sum more.but then...........a reeli purty frairy called Linzie came and sed aww Richie wots wrong ma luv?n he sed ma knob hurts!n she sed aww a'll make it better n rubbed it all better!! n then Richie and Linzie were both happy and lived in the world of happiness and had 2 chiks called Peggy and Ralf n they loved them so much and they were a happy family.and Richie never ever thot life wasn’t 2 swell ever again bcoz he now knew that there is always sumthings that makes ur life swell and was thankful 4 everything he had. Isn’t that nice?
Well now we have a strange family-fortunes based tale from our good frined jordan who seems so have a rather unique stort telling method, enjoy "I am Roy Sexual! And I am Gay! I Fancy Fuck Off Ya Wank (my son) and not my wife Sue. Lesbian "Les" Denisia fancies Ray AND Fuck Off Ya Wank Sexual. They enjoy 3sums as father & son bonding sessions. Sue killed herself after the gameshow f you are so inclined (hehe) write me a story and email me it (ill say its yours obv) or send me any you’ve got if your odd enough to write them spontainiously (I don’t see how I can talk but..)
Oh also email me (or msn) feedback and ill put that on too Wot folk think ... says: i honestly do luv ur story lolol - Jai Reely gud and very..well.erm..imajinative. there very beliveable. - Louise Um steph sed somethin about them being good but ive forgot to copy it (:S) hey this page doesnt hav a singing bit at the bottom |