About Me Page
Linzie Land Home

Photos 

More Photos

Party Picatures

More Party Picatures

My Luvvies

More Luvvies

Even More Luvvies

Even Even More Luvvies

Little Wonderings

Amusements

Current Randomness

Googlisms

Story Time

Emotion Team Les

Other Good Sites

Guest Book Page

Onward to the Rest of This

The Stories

Well then... The top wont change...this is not about me *confuzed*

Well my children settle down (best cross legged) and listen intently I hope u enjoy my loooovely stories he he

The Hope Story


Well this is my “story of hope” Xtine asked me to make up, the green is me (the storyteller) and the red is Xtine (the listener) I have chosen not to make it match the site or correct it at all coz (apart from I cant be assed) I think its more authenitc this way. Enjoy, and learn my children.

ummm *thinks and puts on story face***gets on listening face** wel once apon a time there was a little girl called.....jehova lmao and wot did she do and she never had any hope or PMA, and she lived a vry sorry life without it lmao!!awwwww poor Jehova untill one day she and her good friend uri geller went out for a walk and they came to a river uri geller i lurv it and uri was all like "hell yeah i can jump this no probs" and she was like "shhhit man im goin home" and she wldnt beliove that if uri thot he cld do it he cld then in a sqirl of majic hope dust uri jumped over the river no!!is he ok (this is such a shit example) and he made it no probs squirl of hope dust lmao!! and he convinced wots her namey *looks bak* jehova that she cld mak it too and did she did she? and when she belived, she jumped over in a suirl of hop e dust too and then the rest of her life she lived by the tradition of PMA and beliveing and hoping did she make it?? yeah1 go Jehova!! and this helped her to be a jolly gud peron and see the best in everything, and it made her pass her exams and shit and saved her from a warewolf one time a warwolf! so ur say hope exists in everyday life, such as when ppl go wondering wiv uri geller

(authorial comment - there are no "baddies" in this story coz the tru "baddie" in life is a life without hope)

~THE END ~

*proud face*

This time thankies to xtine for insiration and contribution

And now thankies to her for wriring this lovely story about, well ull see..

there was a little boy called Richard.and he thots life wasnt swell bcoz he had a tiny knob.so then poor ol Richie decided 2 strech it.n it hurtd so much that he cried.and cried.and cried sum more.but then...........a reeli purty frairy called Linzie came and sed aww Richie wots wrong ma luv?n he sed ma knob hurts!n she sed aww a'll make it better n rubbed it all better!! n then Richie and Linzie were both happy and lived in the world of happiness and had 2 chiks called Peggy and Ralf n they loved them so much and they were a happy family.and Richie never ever thot life wasn’t 2 swell ever again bcoz he now knew that there is always sumthings that makes ur life swell and was thankful 4 everything he had. Isn’t that nice?



Well now we have a strange family-fortunes based tale from our good frined jordan who seems so have a rather unique stort telling method, enjoy

 

"I am Roy Sexual! And I am Gay! I Fancy Fuck Off Ya Wank (my son) and not my wife Sue. Lesbian "Les" Denisia fancies Ray AND Fuck Off Ya Wank Sexual. They enjoy 3sums as father & son bonding sessions. Sue killed herself after the gameshow

 

 

f you are so inclined (hehe) write me a story and email me it (ill say its yours obv) or send me any you’ve got if your odd enough to write them spontainiously (I don’t see how I can talk but..)


Oh also email me (or msn) feedback and ill put that on too

Wot folk think ...

says:

i honestly do luv ur story lolol - Jai

Reely gud and very..well.erm..imajinative. there very beliveable. - Louise

Um steph sed somethin about them being good but ive forgot to copy it (:S)

hey this page doesnt hav a singing bit at the bottom