Billy Connolly! ~ okai MOST of his stuff cracks me up but especially the crucifixion “wee are the roomans!” and nine and a half guitars ~ Classic
Herbert our jelly brean friend, dancing like a star (:>) hissing at your dinner etc (lol tc)
Salad Fingers! ~ “the feeling of rust against my salad fingers is almost orgasmic!” lol go see at www.fat-pie.com
Monty Python Sings - the CD my gawd thats great, "sit on my face and tell me that u love me" other favorites are i like , brian and the medical love song!
Paranoid Paddy ina Pinney Pokes Penguens and Sexy Steve Sucks Sausages (our english teachers would be proud)
In Pizza hut when Dee asked for a hot stiffy
The lighters Jai n Julz bot us ~ and even better parents reactions!
Lol the stuff on that TV prog that I never watched about the sexual disasters ~ poor tam, death by home made wanking machine
Some mince online where busted sing about Darius *pisses self* "do the best body ripple in the world" "you cant say arse, *thought* shaked our booty? " LOL
White linen tablecloths and tea and coffee facilities
"thats his bowels away" "mice cheese mice put the light on" "in my day" "grannys grannys with kilts and hairy........" and all the rest of that Jazz from Ireland
Sceience on BB (i love this guy) "does my face look boverd?" "Am 22 i can do wot i want" "I not onlny understand BB, I OVERSTAND"
“when you say something and nobody finds it funny and u feel all alone”
Inhaling helium and sayin "youre bastardising the english language" omg that was classic thankies to the random who gave us that quote
Middle aged men who still wear their school ties and go to the trouble of matchin them with their socks and braces (the trousers kind) man that killed me and i couldnt laff!
THUNDERATION (it speacks for itself)
The french Jack song!
V ~ and dancing to V *does the Jais mum dance*
At the end of Bowling for soup's album when they sing mince "Ive got a hairy back" etc. funny!
RIGHT, theres this block of flat that has two stair buldings. there might be a GAIRDEN im not sure, but its not a flat with a hoose on top *dies laffin*
Timmie Jimmy Bob n Sue dancing on the dancefloor... dodallaly sumthing i cant remember the words but i promise its funny eh bob?
RAUL ~ "i dive" "yo laaadies" "look at raul bouncing up and down" the whole advert really
What people must think of us if they hear our conversations
Xtine's yawns! seriously watch them there squint its freekin hilarious!
Pocketwatch magazine the advert cracks me up! im soooooooo buying that
Janet! This is no time for an ORGY !! on thermoman, all innocent regualr thermaness and then THAT! LMAO and whatever the other one we were pishing it at when ur mother was there.
My maw tryin to shoot people in moments of road rage (dinnae report her it was just wif her finger-gun)
